I Read, or Looked At, or Endured the Jeffrey Epstein Birthday Book So You Don’t Have To

by | Sep 11, 2025 | The Truscott Chronicles

I Read, or Looked At, or Endured the Jeffrey Epstein Birthday Book So You Don’t Have To

by | Sep 11, 2025 | The Truscott Chronicles

The entire Republican Party is keeping its mouth shut for fear of falling out of favor with Trump, because as it was with Epstein, they know there will be consequences if they don’t.

Republished with permission from Lucian K. Truscott IV

It’s often the word that isn’t there that means the most. “Why” is that word with the case of the serial pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. I’m sure there are psychological reasons that doctors can come up with to explain pedophilia and where it comes from and why certain adults are prone to sexually abusing underage girls and boys, but that is not my subject here. The “why” I’m interested in doesn’t depend on Epstein as a perpetrator, although he certainly presents an astounding case.

Somewhere in the 238 pages of the Epstein 50th birthday book assembled by his sometime paramour, all the time co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell is the answer to why the man existed at the level of abuse and celebrity he enjoyed. It’s not in the list of names who contributed their birthday wishes or even in the images we have been treated to ad nauseum since the Wall Street Journal first alerted us to the fact that Donald Trump contributed his own so-called “bawdy” sketch and poem to the Epstein celebration. Although the use of the word “bawdy” by the mainstream media to describe Trump’s page in the birthday book does give us a hint about what was going on with the book itself and the reaction to it some 22 years later.

The word that popped into my head about 60 pages in was puerile. The “book” is divided into sections. The first is “family,” the second, “Brooklyn.” In that section is a letter from someone signing himself “Johnny Boy” who tells some stories from the time of his friendship with Epstein when they were boys. One story is about a trip he and Epstein made to Europe as teenagers, apparently. The details and timeline in many of the reminiscences are hazy and imprecise. In his story, Johnny Boy is celebrating the fact that Epstein met a girl in London and somehow convinced her to return to the States with him. But what that meant to Johnny Boy permeates story after story told by Epstein’s other friends. Epstein “didn’t give a shit.” Epstein “never worried, always confident.” Johnny Boy recalls that Epstein “had to have confidence and a don’t give a shit attitude” to bring the girl from London into their comparatively downscale world in Brooklyn. “It worked!” Johnny Boy exclaims. “You began to realize that you could get away with shit! That chicks and people in general were schmucks! You sensed that you were sharper and more astute than most.”

This passage and others like it in the book recall similar instances of how Epstein got over on the system at various stages of his life. One page features—I hesitate to call it a poem, but I guess that’s what it is—from someone signed “Stuey.” Here are the last two stanzas:

As far as I can detect, Jeffrey seems to select, To express his mood, Terms rude, crude, and lewd, and politically incorrect.

Jeffrey at half a century, With credentials plenipotentiary, Though up to no good, Whenever he could, has avoided the penitentiary.

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Lucian K. Truscott IV

Lucian K. Truscott IV

Lucian K. Truscott IV, a graduate of West Point, has had a 50-year career as a journalist, novelist and screenwriter. He has covered stories such as Watergate, the Stonewall riots and wars in Lebanon, Iraq and Afghanistan. He is also the author of five bestselling novels and several unsuccessful motion pictures. He has three children, lives in rural Pennsylvania and spends his time Worrying About the State of Our Nation and madly scribbling in a so-far fruitless attempt to Make Things Better.

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