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Donald Trump Negotiates the Ten Commandments with God

Donald Trump Negotiates the Ten Commandments with God

I got on to God and said, OK, sure, don’t commit adultery, but shouldn’t there be some amendments, like what if your wife just had a baby, and some hot porn star who looks like your very voluptuous daughter is ready and willing?
Time to Grow a Spine, Democrats

Time to Grow a Spine, Democrats

Democrats should take a page out of the Republican playbook. They don’t care if Trump’s a felon and a liar and an out-of-control lunatic who makes up weird shit and spews it out of his mouth like a firehose—sharks and electric boats, anyone?
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