The Gentleladies of the 119th MAGA Congress Are Reportedly Unhappy

by | Dec 11, 2025 | Opinions & Commentary

L to R: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Elise Stefanik, Nancy Mace

The Gentleladies of the 119th MAGA Congress Are Reportedly Unhappy

by | Dec 11, 2025 | Opinions & Commentary

L to R: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Elise Stefanik, Nancy Mace

The gentleladies who helped Trump take power believed he was going to share it with them? They would be his partners? His equals?

Republished with permission from Steve Schmidt

Pity.

I’ll be honest, I’m having a hard time relating with my empathy switch frozen in the position of antipathy.

Look at these ingenues, victims all, naifs preyed upon by the bespectacled speaker of the House, who believes that their brains are like a “mess of spaghetti and meatballs,” while his—and that of all men—is formed in the image of the mighty “waffle.”

Perhaps one of them should ask the speaker, a proud product of the Louisiana public school system, about the divergences in brain development. Did it happen when the dinosaurs were chasing people around when God created the world in seven days 10,000 years ago?

What if Speaker Johnson and his wife took the gentleladies to their favorite theme park—the Creation Museum?

This would be good for Elise Stefanik. It would be good for her to remember that, though she has a plan, it’s not God’s plan. If she is ever curious about what that may be all she has to do is be patient because, when it’s time, a man will tell her what time it is. Right?

In an interview earlier this week, Nick Fuentes told Piers Morgan the following:

I tell my followers to get married all the time. I tell them that it’s best for everybody to get married, and I think that’s the only way that you can have sex.

We have to do it in spite of the fact that they are annoying, we have to do it in spite of the fact that they talk too much, we can’t get them to lose weight. We can put them on peptides. We can get them to the promised land.

He also said this about his admiration for Adolf Hitler:

That’s absolutely true. And I’m tired of pretending. It’s just cool—the uniforms, the parades, it’s cool. As a guy, you look at World War II, and it’s fascinating, and it’s interesting, and it’s compelling, and it’s cool.

Each of the gentleladies may be embarrassed about their walk of shame from Mar-a- Lago, but they shouldn’t be. They each hopped in the sack of their own free will with the biggest collection of scumbags there has ever been—people who hate them for one reason: political power. This makes them an awful lot like the MAGA men who hate them so much, and especially so, after they no longer serve a purpose.

Like Charlie Sheen reportedly said of his dalliances with sex workers, he didn’t pay for sex. He paid them to go away after sex, which is a perfect window into how the MAGA honchos view the ladies.

They like them injected, siliconed and quiet.

How does Elise Stefanik of Harvard University feel about things, including the returns on her investment?

Obviously, she is disappointed.

Her hypocrisy and abdications of principle, decency, ethics and integrity to serve a felon and closest friend to the most notorious American pedophile of the 21st century didn’t pay off like it did for all the guys. She got used up and put away wet, as the guys in the Mar-a-Lago clubhouse and Speaker Johnson’s cloak room like to say.

How does Elise feel?

I imagine it must be very similar to how “The Handmaid’s Tale’s” Serena Joy felt when the Gilead commanders, including her husband, cut off one of her fingers for being too mouthy.

Though Serena seemed shocked she shouldn’t have been since she created the system that cut it off.

The gentleladies who helped Trump take power believed he was going to share it with them?

They would be his partners? His equals?

LOL.

I have an idea.

They should travel to Bedminster together and hold vigil on the first tee where Ivana Trump is buried.

Perhaps there Nancy Mace could share the story of her alleged rape by her ex-fiancé, as a preface to a reading of Ivana’s beautiful story about Trump raping her and throwing her down the stairs. Together, they can pray to Donald, and ask him for forgiveness for doubting in Mike Johnson, who has been quite clear about who picked him for his job.

It wasn’t the MAGA Congress. It was Jesus, and there is no higher authority in the MAGA party besides Trump. Honestly, since they’ve never actually been photographed together, who is to say that they aren’t the same person?

It seems everyone in MAGA knows something the gentleladies didn’t get read in on.

“Spaghetti and meatball” brains are for listening and following, not for thinking and doing.

Steve Schmidt

Steve Schmidt

Steve Schmidt is a political analyst for MSNBC and NBC News. He served as a political strategist for George W. Bush and the John McCain presidential campaign. Schmidt is a founder of The Lincoln Project, a group founded to campaign against former President Trump. It became the most financially successful Super-PAC in American history, raising almost $100 million to campaign against Trump's failed 2020 re-election bid. He left the group in 2021.

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