Highlights From Trump’s Recent Cabinet Meeting Praise Fest

by | Aug 30, 2025 | Quick Facts

Donald Trump, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum and U.S. Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., attend a cabinet meeting at the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., August 26, 2025. Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters

Highlights From Trump’s Recent Cabinet Meeting Praise Fest

by | Aug 30, 2025 | Quick Facts

Donald Trump, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum and U.S. Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., attend a cabinet meeting at the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., August 26, 2025. Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters

Apparently the only issues that needed to be discussed were who was going to outdo who in praising the Dear Leader.

Trump held a 3 hour, 16 minute Cabinet meeting recently, much or all of which was televised. Darn! I missed it! Fortunately, the Daily Beast caught it. Here are a few choice excerpts:

  • Each Cabinet member took turns trying to out ass-kiss each other with compliments for Dear Leader. Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer took the lead early on: “Mr. President, I invite you to see your big, beautiful face on a banner in front of the Department of Labor, because you are really the transformational president of the American worker.”
  • Trump: “I look at Pam (Attorney General Pam Bondi). I would never say she’s beautiful, because that’s gonna be the end of my political career.” (If you squint, she does kinda’ look like his fantasy girl, Ivanka).
  • Trump said he was “cutting prescription drug prices for Americans by 1,500 percent.” (It’s the new math).
  • He also said he’d only been at work in his second term for several months because first he had to “redecorate the Oval Office.” 🔅🔱〽️🔆⚜️
  • He declared his plans to put a “very substantial” tariff on furniture.
  • He complimented his moll, Melanoma, for announcing a new AI initiative for children: “This is the new internet, the new computer, the new television, the new everything all put together in one.”
  • He ranted about windmills, the “fake media,” and his plans to bring back the death penalty in Washington D.C.
  • He took a stab at Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s age, saying; “He looks 100 years old!” (Schumer is 74, Trump is 79 and apparently owns zero mirrors).
  • He also criticized his predecessor, Joe Biden (of course), Governor Gavin “Newscum” of California, Governor Wes Moore of Maryland, and “that slob” Governor J.B. Pritzker of Illinois.
  • And again with the dictator denial: “The line is that I’m a dictator, but I stop crime. So a lot of people say, ‘You know, if that’s the case, I’d rather have a dictator.’ But I’m not a dictator. I just know how to stop crime.”
    (And Mussolini made the trains run on time. That didn’t exonerate him from being a fascist dictator).
  • He told how his father taught him never to go into any restaurants with “dirty doors.” Then he said Russia was “posturing” in the peace talks and said it was all bullshit.”

I think Marco Rubio spoke for us all at the meeting.

For those keen on masochism here is C-Span’s full coverage:

Bruce Lindner

Bruce Lindner

Honorary crash test dummy for Hammocks R Us, intrepid toxicity tester for Laphroaig Distillery, mobile Javaslinger, moonshiner in training, part time writer, part time foodie, part time flirt, ponderer of all things Cosmic, hot sauce aficionado, skeptic of conspiracy theorists, challenger of balderdashery, antithetical to all things Trump, Fool Emeritus from Whatsamatta U, three-time champion over corporate evil, downtrodden survivor of the Coulter Wars, psychotic women, cancer, heart disease and my own poor judgement.

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